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Today, I was watching TV when the Jim Beam commercial came on with the hot girl saying how she likes her men fat and hairy. My mom walked in and said, "See honey, you still have a chance." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (3467)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

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ouch

#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:57pm by Dbhs

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fat people need love to. Ha! but seriously.. HA! u just made my day u no that :)

#30 - On 05/02/2011 at 2:09am by astriofou

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