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Today, I Was Watching TV When The Jim Beam Commercial Cummed On With The Hot Girl Saying How She Likes Her Men Fat And Hairy. My Mom Walked In And Said, "See Honey, U Still Have A Chance." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37395) - you deserved it (4420)

On 02/16/2009 at 4:45pm - misc - by LonelyInLA (man) - United States (California)

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Should have said:

"Fat hairy men? Hmm, to be honest I think she'd probably fall in love with you first"

#24 - On 08/30/2009 at 1:29pm by Romaine

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#1 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:57pm by Dbhs

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