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Today, I was at work and my mother texted me. The text read, "You take a nice picture." To which I responded, "what picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You are even smiling." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6082) - you deserved it (27481)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by asdfas (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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