Bright side: You get to buy a new car with all the money they will need to give you for your old one.
I think by "crashed", you mean had sex with a hooker and killed her, then drove over a cliff, jumping out just in time, to dispose of the evidence.
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This would be a good time to demand a loaner until they repair all the damage (for free of course).
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Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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