Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML

by Masey / 09/17/2009 at 8:46am / United States / Miscellaneous

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  • That's a good trick. Really. That's like tripping over your feet and landing on your boss's exposed penis.

    #4 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:03pm by Intoxicunt

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  • How close to your porch is your car?!

    #11 - On 09/17/2009 at 2:22pm by Pun_Intended

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