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Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8607) - you deserved it (59437)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:24am - animals - by nipped (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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