Bad boy

By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 989
You deserved it 88 447

Same thing different taste

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alex_mu 0

you = fail dog = win YDI for picking on ur dog! good boy

creepy that you were naked and playing with your dog..

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I like how the first few comments I got to read was. Nothing but a few 6 year olds bickering over some atupidity. I've forgotten what the fml was even about anyways. /clap

at first i thought you were a woman so i was like wtf were you doing with your shirt off terrorising your dog, but now it is just funny that your dog did this

i sed that u deserved it but 2 b fair, i tease my dog all the time and my nipples are still intact!

oh come on people, its not like he was hitting the dog's paws repeatedly with a hammer, he was just playing with his dog. that is not animal abuse in the slightest.

your dog BIT you? Tsk, I'm sorry to say that once your dog realizes how effective a bite can be, he's going to continue doing it. Consider a muzzle should you take it outside or near other people if you don't want to experience a lawsuit. Congrats.

Bob31_fml 4

By what theory do you figure that? You're an idiot. You probably thought all of Michael Vick's dogs should be put to sleep because of the archaic "once a biter, always a biter" mentality. Thank God there aren't more of you in the world.

what kind of sick person are you? how is hitting a dog fun? In my opnion you got what you deserved.

I wish the dog had bit off your dick, you ass.