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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
How about another bowl and this time spell out: "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you."
How can you begin to spell no? By the time you've done the N you're already halfway!
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