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Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12030) - you deserved it (40442)

On 09/13/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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YDI.

Go say hi to mom, and take a bus home!!

#1 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:17am by BurpusMe

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I mean it sucks, but at least you didn't drive home yourself after drinking. So you spent $220 on cab fare, At least you still have your life. :) And if you had've drove home and gotten a DUI it would have been much more expensive.

#5 - On 09/13/2009 at 10:23am by Arietie

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