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Today, I was driving in te left lane an was suddenly it by a woman wo was in te rigt lane. I ran off te road, taking out a fence an totaling ma car. Wen te cops asked te woman wat appened se responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49105) - you deserved it (2213)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

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Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.

#6 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:12pm by Luckster

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#2 - On 09/10/2009 at 5:09pm by MaximumRide

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