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Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39187) - you deserved it (1372)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

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