Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by...

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 19:18 - United States

Today, I lost control of my vehicle while driving. The car went off the road, rolled over, and ended up being totaled. The policeman asked me if I was alright and I said I was. He seemed relieved at my answer. Then he handed me a $300 ticket for failing to maintain my lane. FML

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By Crashed - 01/01/2014 18:21 - United States - Evans

Today, I was T-boned at an intersection. My wife got pissed when I didn't immediately check on her, but rather the other driver. That other driver was my daughter. FML

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By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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By Brayden - 10/01/2016 03:27 - Australia - Crib Point

Today, the person I was driving behind put their car in reverse and backed straight into me. I was then yelled at and told, "I had my reversing lights on! Why didn't you move?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2017 02:00

Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML

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Luckster 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:12

Another way technology is trying to destroy human kind.

MaximumRide 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:09

Wow.......FYL

Comments

Scrantoncity 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:17

i predict the next fml is about someone's boyfriend coming in dressed like harry potter and stating that he will stick his basilisk in her chamber of secrets

LewJH 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:26

I hope so :) Edit: lol, shh. ¬¬

CraziOne 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:35

I saw that FML and went to coment on it (becuase its so retarded that she actually lost her virginity to a moron) but it disapeared. What the hell?

FireFlie07 20

Friday 11 September 2009 0:17

Did you see the one with the guy with the strap=on on his head? That was hysterical! LMAO

Scrantoncity 0

Friday 11 September 2009 0:36

I know lol me too. So I decided to be psychic. I saw it on my iPhone app

Eaglestrike117 29

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:21

Cake.

untalented1 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:26

you would say that, loser. there are loads of stories of people driving off bridges/cliffs etc. because their tom toms told them to. it's the worst invention in the world. what was wrong with the good old a-z?

333reds333 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:28

"its the worst invention in the world"?????????????????? this lady had no free will and was forced to turn into oncoming traffic because of an arrow on a fist-sized machine? wtf?

FML_Master2133 6

Thursday 26 April 2012 6:58

She can still look at the ******* road!

sc27 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:25

Whats a tom-tom

KRONie 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:32

GPS

sporksrock 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:27

How dare you insult the almighty power of Tom-Tom. This is payment for what Tom-Tom knew what you would say about it. Tom-Tom is all-knowing. LOL, just kidding. That sucks though, hope you're alright!! FYL for sure!!

coloredsoup 0

Thursday 10 September 2009 23:29

were you on a two lane highway? this doesnt really make sense. if youre from montana then you should be driving on the right side of the road. and if you were driving on the left lane of a two way highway then you wouldve just gotten pushed into the oncoming traffic... unless there was no oncoming traffic but then that wouldve given you enough time to avoid anything.... i think im analyzing this too much. it just bugged me.