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Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announces incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime" and my wife goes into a full panic attack. We haven't even left the ground yet. FML
That's when you knock the fucker out and tell your wife everything will be ok.
Aww jeez. Hope your honeymoon is nice, though.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014