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Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4682) - you deserved it (44330)

On 09/01/2009 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

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