By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
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Silent_Harmony 3

Ok so not only do you drink and then drive. But then you start texting too?

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T_r_i_c_k_Y 0

#13-That was sarcasm, right?

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tingting1 0

yeah, i think you were looking for the word 'sarcasm'... not ironic. :S

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YDIBITCHES 0

That's what you get for trying to be a smart ass

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the_stereotype 0

people like you are the reason they make laws. the rest use this thing called common sense.

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keith444 0

we call this a fail from where i come from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF0_7qC6YFo ahha watch this

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22jrdn55 15

hahaha its funny how everyone dies but the girl texting!

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Jazzywrites007 2

Good ******* God I'm throwing away my cell phone now >.

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canucksrule88 0

lol wow how do you not even realize you drift into the other lane....

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CFR 0

Oh no the baby! D'= Gets to the point though...I hate texting so much, it's so stupid.

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Pointy130 0

if driving while talking on the phone is unsafe, what makes you think that driving while texting is going to be safer?YDI for being a dumbass.

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visage 0

Sooooo, how did that work out for you? I've tried a million different ways to get laid, and even succeeded a time or two, but never tried wrecking her car.

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AntiChrist7 0

is that your idea of foreplay?

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