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Today, I got to go back into my house after it had been tented. Suddenly, a foul stench filled my house. My husband checked all around the house and finally checked under the house. There were more than 12 dead stray cats under our house, and guess who was in charge of pulling them out? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29243) - you deserved it (2223)

On 08/31/2009 at 3:37am - animals - by ahdeadcats - United States (California)

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