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Today, I was walking with my husband, holding hands, when a man with a rainbow shirt on came up to us. He said, "I'm so glad that gay men can go out in public without being embarassed nowdays!" He patted me on the back and walked away. I'm a woman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41210) - you deserved it (4531)

On 08/25/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by offendedfemme (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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You know, not all male couples have men that both look very masculine. Not all lesbians are butch. Every couple and every relationship is different, regardless if you're gay, straight, lesbian, bi, etc. It could have been any number of things that would've made the other guy think that. Belonging to a gay community will teach you that. But everyone makes mistakes. It's apart of being human. Just shake it off.

#12 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:39am by redbluegreen

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WOW thats embarassing.... how did you not know you were a MAN.

#1 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:26am by no1askdu

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