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Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Why on earth would he do that? D:

#1 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:25am by anniemeece

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Little kids are dicks today, I blame mtv and disney. You should have said something that would have sent him crying lol

#2 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:25am by JJ88

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