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Today, I wanted to seduce my boyfriend so I put on my sexiest lingerie and started playing mood music. As he was eating dinner, I climbed up on the table and started seductively crawling across to him. The table collapsed under my weight. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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Contrary to popular belief most tables aren't designed to hold a person's weight, that is unless it's a large banquet table from Ikea, in which case they probably shouldn't make lingerie in those sizes. For the world's sake.

#30 - On 02/18/2009 at 1:53pm by phunk

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He was excited all right

#13 - On 02/15/2009 at 8:54pm by Noname

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