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Today, it was my 17th birthday. My mom forgot and my best friend is out of town. The highlight of my day? The guy at McDonalds slipped an extra apple pie in my bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29787) - you deserved it (1983)

On 08/21/2009 at 9:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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How was the apple pie?

#1 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:35am by lover_of_life

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You do know that the price is the same for both one and two so they automattically give you two when you order one right?

#2 - On 08/22/2009 at 1:35am by grlwitperlEring

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