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left it in the garbage? why would it have been in the garbage in the first place if you intended on giving it to a friend?
#1 - maybe they just figured it was a good hiding spot so their friend wouldn't find it.
Or maybe they're just stupid.
yeah why would you put an expensive gift certificate in the garbage? unless you dreamt you did. and even then why put it in your pocket it gets all bent up that way.
Why was it in the garbage in the first place? Or in your pocket for that matter?
Why would u put an EXPENSIVE in the Grbage?! Didya want it to soak up the garbage smell or something?...:)
wait why was it "in your pocket" do you not change when you go to bed or something?
#7 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:49pm by fmlisamazing
at least it wasnt taken up by the garbage collector
(for easier grammar reasons, i will assume the poster is a girl)
I think what she's trying to say is that she spent all that time looking through garbage, only to find out the gift certificate was in her pocket the whole time.
I assume she just forgot it was in the bag and threw the bag out
Aw man, that sucks. Sounds like something I would do, haha.
your so stupid why would you put it in the garbage in the first place? if you wanted to hide it why would you hide it there on garbage day? this story is so fake and dumb.
I've done something like this before, but with keys instead.
I'm gonna agree with #9, because that's most likely what happened.
Why would your garabage already be out at 4 am? Wouldn't you wake up and then put it outside in the morning?
#14: Maybe he/she put it out the evening before
why would you put a gift certificate in the garbage ?
maybe they had accidentally left it in the bag and threw the bag away?
still that really sucks
#16 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:24pm by gangstabby01
I agree with 10, 16... I've done it before, it's possible.
#17 - On 03/19/2009 at 9:27pm by lynx
yeah I've done stuff like this before. hey, at least you found it. still, i would have been pissed at myself too for rifling through all that shit.
I've been in those types of situations, though I never left my keys in the garbage...
some of your guys are ridiculous.
don't you see she never put the receipt in the garbage!? ha.
she thought she did..she probably had a dream about it and freaked.
it was in her poket all along.
good job to those who realized the true hilarity of this story.
Why would you go to bed with a gift certificate in your pocket?
There are two possibilities here:
1. Everybody commenting has never woken up in the middle of the night, not exactly what anyone would call "coherent", or
2: Everybody commenting is totally and perfectly 100% coherent as soon as they wake up.
Now frankly, neither of them are plausible in the slightest, so I'm gonna have to go off the board and simply say that you're all retarded.
Well, at least you have the gift certificate!
You guys are idiots
"woh wud put an ekspenziv gift sertifikat in teh garbage?!?!oneone" She didn't leave it in the garbage on purpose. With something tiny like a gift certificate, it's totally possible to forget about it in the bag and throw the bag out, especially if you've bought other things.
Either that or, like other people have said, it was the middle of the night, she woke up, and she was confused. It happens.
Also, she wasn't necessarily wearing her clothes to bed. I still call my pocket 'my pocket' after I have taken that article of clothing off.
Idiots.
Next time try to remember things like this and don't leave them in garbage.
What do you mean you'd 'left it in the garbage'?! You put it there for safe-keeping?
Just be glad you found it! Time well-spent for something expensive, right? What if it had been taken away, and you realized it after the fact? Trust me, that'd hurt more than rifling through trash and finding it in your pocket.
#14. In many places the garbage collectors come very early. Everyone where I live puts their garbage out the night before.
I hate when the happens to me >:O
#30 - On 03/19/2009 at 10:51pm by oakaleafy
alright
1. u deserve it.
2. who cares? 10 minutes of showering and scrubbing will get rid of all that!
3. it was at 4 a.m., no one was watching it was in the dark, it couldve been worse, ur neighbor couldve been watching you and be thinking u were weird as sh*t.
Whatever man, u deserved that one.
You should keep that gift certificate for yourself and buy some common sense. :]
#32 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:47pm by youareindeepshit
Well at least you found 'em.
i don't understand why 9 explained over again what she said. No one implied a miscomprehension that she looked for something for a long time in the garbage when it was in fact in her pocket.
The problem with this is the wording of "I woke up and realized I had left an expensive gift certificate in the garbage."
Had it said something along the lines of "I woke up and realized I had accidentally thrown away an expensive gift certificate," or even further "I realized I had forgotten to remove an expensive gift certificate from my shopping bag before throwing it away," it would have made more sense. Otherwise it sounds like you had been storing your precious gift certificate in the garbage, idiot.
lmao all these comments crack me the f up
#35 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:19am by wichitagirl87
Who has pockets in their pajamas?
Meh. I've had worse experiences with garbage and being in it.
#38 needs to post an FML.... jeez lol
#38 - have you ever considered therapy...or even anger management? Bet you could benefit from it. And unless that gift certificate was for a day at the spa, I would have left it there - it aint worth the garbage.
I always find it amusing when people use the FML comment section to try to lecture the OP on what they did wrong and how they should, "Make sure it doesn't happen again."
Sometimes it's called for, like cheating and shit, but to lecture someone over thinking they left something in the trash is just ridiculous. Like she/he hasn't already learned that lesson by going through the trash twice at 4 A.M.
i concur with #42. obviously if they post it as an fml they've kinda learned their lesson.. doo da doo.
Haha all the people who are like, 'wtf why would you put it in the garbage that's so dumb!!1' are really, really stupid. Obviously she thought she'd left it in the bag, and the bag had gone in the bin. DUH.
Anyway. That's why I always make sure gifts for people are on my bedside table until it's time to give it to them!
iv has simular things happen to me like that, it sucks!
haha i've totally done that! not going to lie :)
#46 - On 03/20/2009 at 9:32am by ksk
haha that happens to me too! id look for my glasses when i have been wearing it the whole time. but why put an expensive gift in the garbage in the first place?
GARBAGE DAY! Hahaha, no that's fucked
#48 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:22am by f_ckerdef_ck
hahaha people do crazy things at 4:00 am, im convinced.
shit like that happens. its not a FML, its more of a fuck my brain for being so stupid @ 4 in the morning
#50 - On 03/20/2009 at 2:39pm by ell3x0
which begs the question "What did I throw in the garbage that is shaped like a gift certificate?"
#51 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:01pm by yme
Who puts a gift certificate in their pajama pocket, and then goes to sleep?
Hahaha, that's kind of funny. I've had similar experiences.
Your pajamas have pockets?
wow, the quality of FMLs has really gone downhill recently.
Hey, at least you didn't throw them away. The worse part is you have to shower and wash your clothes, so it's not all that bad :)
Oh dear,
I could see myself doing that!
...I always forget where I placed ANYTHING-
cell phone, keys, glasses, you name it!
Totally sounds like something I would do!
don't worry, something like that happened to me before. I realized a pair of concert tickets wasnt on my bookshelf anymore and I freaked out because I had cleaned my room & taken out the trash that day. I went outside and looked through all the trash and didn't find them. They were right there in a bag on the floor in my room in plain sight.
This makes no sense.
According to your story, you put the gift certificate in the garbage, then forgot about it until 4 AM, then ran out and looked through the garbage, then realized that you put the certificate in the pocket of your pajamas.
You are either moronic or lying.
Why exactly did you leave it in the garbage, then?
... umm unless the gift card was like a 500+ gift certificate... not expensive
why would somebody put an 'expensive gift certificate' in the bin in the first place..
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