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Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had thrown an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day, I ran out in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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left it in the garbage? why would it have been in the garbage in the first place if you intended on giving it to a friend?

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:36pm by lollipopz8988

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#1 - maybe they just figured it was a good hiding spot so their friend wouldn't find it.

Or maybe they're just stupid.

#2 - On 03/19/2009 at 8:38pm by Ender_

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