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Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49850) - you deserved it (3787)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)

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How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing?
However, nose piercings are hot.

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:18pm by Intoxicunt

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Sorry, I just laughed my ass off!
I'm guessing the OP did wake up, but having already been stabbed probably couldn't do much about it?

#7 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:27pm by SimpleSimon

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