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Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40226) - you deserved it (2658)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)

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How did she manage that!? How can you essentially be stabbed in your sleep and not defend yourself before she makes a complete piercing?
However, nose piercings are hot.

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:18pm by Intoxicunt

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Don't you mean "Today, I have no sister. FML"?

I mean really, she stabbed you. Who wants relatives that stab them. Unless she is a little kid (a distinct possibility that I hope for your sake is accurate) this is unacceptable.

#15 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:39pm by Brooklynxman

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