Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32139) - you totally deserved it (9384)
On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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i've always thought about people doing that when I pass by pedicure places..
oh, and to be annoying..FURSTTTTTTTTT
im just gunna go ahead and click YDI because u went for a manicure when u know you have sensitive feet
(or you just wanted an excuse to kick someone in the face) because i applaud you if u enjoy kicking face
Not only that but... you peed your pants? Seriously, if you're THAT ticklish, getting a pedi was just complete stupidity.
#41 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:47pm by Mirequetz
i've always wanted my comment to be moderated, nice.
oh, and i forgot to say this the first time, but it's not really a FML...f whoever was giving you a pedicure cause not only did she have to touch your feet she got kicked in the face.
umm...this isn't an FML. the lady who got kicked in the face: "today some dumbass came in for a pedi, and didn't tell me she had ticklish feet. I got kicked in the face. FML."
#97 - On 03/11/2010 at 4:42pm by apfunction
Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?
true. i tell folks if they touch my feet, they get kicked in the face. it's that simple. now they know.
I used to get pedicures at this amazing nail salon in Japan, where you can get some really nice pedicures that are impossible to do at home. My feet are very ticklish, but the end result was worth it, and the pedicure stayed reasonably intact for a couple months.
But then again, I'm only so ticklish that I'd only cring my foot back a little when the lady touched my foot, and if the OP knew she would likely kick her foot out when they touched her feet, then that probably wasn't the smartest idea.
More like FHL, she got kicked and might have to clean it up...
#3 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:05pm by Sun_Kissed18
Wow, that's well harsh on the woman. Why would you want people touching your feet though?
#5 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:06pm by Nixtress
You could've gotten a pedicure out of a $3 bottle of nail polish instead wasting money on such a service, which now includes clean up and possible medical treatment. Even if you weren't ticklish, it's still a frivolous expenditure. But you are ticklish, and you put yourself at risk, and you made a ridiculous scene. Leave a tip!
Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML
#7 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:07pm by SimpleSimon
um not to put u down at all but that was a complete fail reverse fml... i think you should go find something better to do
You've commented 5 times on this thread already, and I'm the one who should find something better to do?
#54 - On 08/18/2009 at 6:00pm by SimpleSimon
nine: Then you haven't truly lived :]
edit -- hm. possible fmylife.com fail. disregard if orig post does not show up
both variations come up with meaningful results on google
#35 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:14pm by ElMundio87
hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah That shit is hilarious. I kicked a dr in the face once. Kicked him across the room actually. He said all you will feel is a little pinch. Thats what he got for lying.
Wow, somebody's banned from the salon. Gurrl, that shit be too expensive anyway.
#17 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:21pm by iGreen_Day
I sincerely hope you never put another person through giving you a pedi again just assuming you won't have a repeat performance. this is a f their life not yours.
yeah, plus... who had to clean up the pee? LOL! you or her? yuck!
#86 - On 08/19/2009 at 4:41am by rachelbrianna25
why did you go get a pedicure if you were so ticklish? YDI
Furthermore, you can just ask them to paint your toes, they don't have to do the full massage. They would barely have to touch your feet then..
#23 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:45pm by ohreally123
that happened to me once. except i was 11 and the salon lady thought it was cute and didn't get mad. but you deserved it. if you know you're that ticklish why would you go get one? i didn't know i was ticklish when i did it and as a result i give myself pedicures now.
#25 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:48pm by musiclover1214
This is why I don't get pedicures, I can let my Mum paint my nails because she doesn't touch my feet to do it but anything else I have to do myself.
#29 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:55pm by catatonicsleep
Except I don't pee when I laugh. OP should do some pelvic floor excersizes.....
#30 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:59pm by catatonicsleep
When you comment on the first comment to get your post seen...you are annoying. Fyi. But really, if you knew your feet were THAT ticklish...why did you think a pedicure was a good idea? YDI.
just be grateful you aren't me. i have a very ticklish anus, and when i go for my monthly back, sack and crack wax, the poor girl doing usually ends up eating my arse out :(
haha. did that to my grandma once. she wouldn't listen to my warnings about being seriously ticklish. :p oh well.
#36 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:22pm by pieofchrist
YDI, for getting a pedicure while knowing you have tickelish feet.
and FHL for getting kicked in the face.
#38 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:29pm by woah_dang_baby
Even if they didn't finish, you still had to foot the bill, right?
#43 - On 08/18/2009 at 4:58pm by cadre
Don't worry, one time I bit my dentist. Hard. She yelled "Oww!" and her finger was bleeding, she had to get a band-aid and everything. Try to control yourself next time, OP. But fyl anyways!
#44 - On 08/18/2009 at 5:08pm by iFruit
I guess it just goes to show that being a pedicurist is a dangerous job.
#45 - On 08/18/2009 at 5:11pm by iFruit
You know your feet are ticklish. Just get a mani and leave it at that. YDI.
#64 - On 08/18/2009 at 7:29pm by xTinyLovex
well, you should of just got a manicure then,
thats what i do
#66 - On 08/18/2009 at 8:29pm by bridget_909
I moderated an FML earlier today that said they were giving someone a pedicure and got kicked in the face and then the person peed their pants. I hope it wasn't fake because that would be hilarious if both sides were on here
You peed your pants? Jesus titty-fucking christ! are you 5 years old? Get control of your bladder before you wander out into public again.
you. peed. your. pants.
I can't get over it...
seriously..not an FML...
unless you're the lady that got kicked..which your obviously not..
I've done this before. I don't get pedicures anymore :[
#78 - On 08/18/2009 at 11:23pm by rachellaurenn
oh jeez I know how you feel... I went and got my first pedicure awile ago for my cousins wedding. I don't like people touching my feet, it was torture then the lady who was doing to pedicure started doing this jabbing the sides of my shins it surprised me and I almost kneed her in the face I was never so embarrased...
#83 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:23am by Amortifiedperson
I would say fyl for being so ticklish but I would also say YDI for pissing your pants, seriously.
#84 - On 08/19/2009 at 1:33am by Shyman4ever
Somebody completely changed the wording of this FML! I saw this one when moderating and it used to be that it was a lady giving another girl a pedicure and the author was the one kicked in the face and had her chair peed on. WTF? SO not funny this way!
#88 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:49am by hi_from_HI
what the fuck? YDI, i hope you offered to clean it up you asshole.
#91 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:07pm by kelsey_drives
my feet are so ticklish that I think if my feet and hands were chained to a big board and someone tried to tickle my feet I would break my own ankles to get out of there rather than get my feet tickled .
#94 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:26pm by treesandhills
Are you retarded 91? How does someone deserve something for having an accidental, UNCONTROLLABLE reaction to something? Just because you weren't loved enough as a child doesn't mean you should be a jackass for no reason.
