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Today, I went to get a pedicure for the first time. My feet are VERY ticklish. I reflexively kicked the poor lady in the face, as I wet my pants. FML

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On 08/18/2009 at 8:35am - misc - by peepeepants (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Why would you get a pedicure - something in which someone is constantly touching your feet - if you know you're that ticklish?

#2 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:03pm by mj2123

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Today, some bitch kicked me in the face while i was trying to give a pedicure. FML

#7 - On 08/18/2009 at 3:07pm by SimpleSimon

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