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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8368) - you deserved it (53075)

On 08/17/2009 at 8:16pm - misc - by hunnydoll (woman) - United States (California)

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