Miscellaneous: Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching... - FML

By hunnydoll - 18/08/2009 00:16 - United States

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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eliana_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 7:57

Not that bad...

Escapist28 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 21:59

No, I agree with Lisimal. This sort of thing happens to me all the time, too. I'd give you a few examples, but I can't seem to locate my keyboard...

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brownies_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:07

it happens

the_deuce 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:08

LMAO happens to me ALLL the time. then i feel dumb for blaming someone else. But it is still funny either way. lls

_julia 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:11

haha. iv'e done that

lologirl419 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:22

mmkay, why and/or how does stupid shit like this make it onto the site? It's one of those "looking for keys that are in your hand" things that happen on sitcoms. So you're a moron. Big ******* deal.

lologirl419 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:30

Okay... all the mean stuff on here and MY comment gets moderated? That's bullshit. I asked why dumb stuff like this makes it onto FML, and other people said that... no one else got moderated. UGH this website hates me. Oh, I also said you're a moron, OP, and I said big ******* deal to your so-called "FML."

invisiblegirl155 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:50

idiot.

lover_of_life 8

Tuesday 18 August 2009 18:58

She's not an idiot. Lots of people are forgetful. I was walking around my house looking for my pencil once. It took me a few minutes to realize it was in my hand.

soccerchick02 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:23

lmfao. that's something i'd do xD

livingdeath 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:50

I love people who do stuff like this. My friend once was looking crazily for her hat, and said "and what the hell is this shit on my head?!!", took off the hat and threw it, then continued looking.

_TasteTheRainbow 24

Saturday 8 December 2012 13:44

Hahaha that's hilarious!! XD

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 19:52

sometimes i look all over for my lighter when its in my hand.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:16

do you have down syndrome?

repyourcliche 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 20:30

do you? your name suggests so.

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