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Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Tu es tres stupide.

#3 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:12am by ilikerainbows

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Next time ask before you assume.

Because when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. But in this case, just you :P

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:05am by Spiffy

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