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Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11285) - you deserved it (68912)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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