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Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11421) - you deserved it (95762)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Lol. Thanks for that. Made me laugh.

But you deserved that one. Next time ask before just taking.

Though this could be some sort of new thing to keep kids in line. It's better than washing out a kids mouth with soap. :-P

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:08am by Jimboom

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Serves you right for going to your friends house and putting things in your mouth which are not yours!!

#2 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:14am by Stupidpeople

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