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Today, I went to my friend's house. While she went to the kitchen, I noticed a little pink pastry on her desk. It looked really good, so I decided to take a bite before she got back. As I bit into it, a sizzling noise started, and foam overflowed in my mouth. It was a bath bomb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7297) - you deserved it (67003)

On 03/19/2009 at 1:09am - misc - by skywayavenue (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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