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Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16033) - you deserved it (40729)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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Neighbourhood's Got Talent?

#5 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:29am by FMLable

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Because screaming nonstop in your ear is much better than listening to someone actually sing (in reference to everyone that's like OMG METAL ROX POP SUX!) I like all genres of music myself, and can't stand people the judge or act like music snobs because other people listen to a genre they don't listen to.

ANYWAY @OP: That sucks, I'm surprised no one's done that to me before!

#12 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:39am by akalisser

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