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Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11233) - you deserved it (28633)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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Neighbourhood's Got Talent?

#5 - On 08/17/2009 at 3:29am by FMLable

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YDI. God that's obnoxious.

#22 - On 08/17/2009 at 4:13am by echarperouge

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