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Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36751) - you deserved it (3563)

On 08/16/2009 at 10:41am - misc - by 27musiclover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Just tell her she's the bitch no one really likes.

#3 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:10pm by john_bell

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lunch....$20
ice cream....$3.50
movie ticket....$9.99
getting ditched by all your friends.... PRICELESS

#15 - On 08/16/2009 at 2:20pm by insomniac_855

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