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Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. While they were gone I threw a party, but when asked I told them no, to which my dad responded " Well I'm currently looking at pictures on facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

I agree, your life sucks (10887) - you deserved it (84152)

On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)

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