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Today, I bought a feezer mug that looks like it's full of water. I've been playing tricks on my friends by throwing the empty cup at them. After doing this a few dozen times, my 83 year-old mother came to visit. I played the same trick on her. The joke's on me. My Dad filled the cup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5519) - you deserved it (44917)

On 08/13/2009 at 3:27am - misc - by oldtexas (man) - United States (Utah)

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