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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70845) - you deserved it (8406)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

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What did you tell them when they came? "i called 911 in my sleep, sorry dudes"
you must have sounded real believeable!

#4 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:51pm by Jcsati8

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I've done something like that before. Except I overdosed and hallucinated that I called 911 but I really didn't.

#2 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:48pm by gabbyh

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