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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56018) - you deserved it (6266)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

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