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Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML
What did you tell them when they came? "i called 911 in my sleep, sorry dudes"
you must have sounded real believeable!
I've done something like that before. Except I overdosed and hallucinated that I called 911 but I really didn't.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015