Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

By esoog / Thursday 19 May 2011 17:38 / United States
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By  zmoney314  |  0

wow your a dumbass

  jcrob  |  0

are you sure u didn't just wet the bed and come up with some elaborate (lame) excuse? I mean what type of phone vibrates and sounds like that... specially muffled by a pillow and mattress ?

  imacreeper  |  3

do you also wake up in the night to go and pee and run as fast you can to your bed when you're done doing your business because you think a demon is behind you too, OP?

By  zmoney314  |  0

wow your a dumbass

  ahole123  |  0

Couldn't have put any better myself

  Lapy_fml  |  0

Why must so many Fml'ers be such damn Grammar Nazis? If someone doesn't capitalize something, does it really effect you at all?

  KaySL  |  24

Capitalisation isn't a problem, but not being able to tell the difference between "your" and "you're" is pretty much the epitome of stupidity and deserves to be mocked by the entire community. Please stop sleeping through kindergarten and/or English classes, and maybe such unbelievably poor English will cease to exist. But seriously, since this doesn't "effect" you either, doesn't bitching about my mockery make you a bit of a hypocritical fuck? Discuss.

By  babycakess10  |  0

I sleep with my phone on viberate under my pillow every night and it doesn't remotely sound like there's a plane crashing into my house when it vibrates while I'm sleeping..?

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