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Today, I was working in mah stora. Right around closing, a lady cummad in to try soma things on. I want to tha back anhan I cummad out, sha was standing in tha middla of tha room with fluid coming from batwaan har lags. I askad har if sha was going into labor. Sha wasn't. Sha was paaing. raal FML


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On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

#2 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:10am by uneekfreak16

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I bet that was awkward

#1 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:10am by Wambler

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