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Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49230) - you deserved it (2050)

On 08/02/2009 at 8:59pm - misc - by amburrr (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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another one of those where YDI just doesnt make sense

#6 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:18am by hulabean12

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Wow... what do you say after that? Was she retarded? And I mean that seriously.

#2 - On 08/03/2009 at 3:10am by uneekfreak16

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