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Today, a moth was flying around my house. Annoyed, I picked up a shoe to crush it with. The moth landed on a light fixture on the ceiling, so I made my move. Dead, the moth slipped gracefully through air and onto my head. So did the light fixture. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9981) - you deserved it (49955)

On 08/02/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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haha i love how you worded the FML. quite humorous.

#4 - On 08/02/2009 at 7:17pm by triplethreat13

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knocked its lights out

#9 - On 08/02/2009 at 7:21pm by Imawhalerider

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