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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5079) - you deserved it (20021)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

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