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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML
I saw my 14 year old brother looking at porn. He did not see me. Later, I cornered him in his room and said, "You know when girls get boobs they turn black and blue like bruises?" and he said," No they don't they're white!" And then he know he had been caught. And I took his allowance, and a six pack of pepsi to not tell our mother.
Everyone's saying minimize, but whenever I minimize a window when my roommate walks in, she just asks what I'm hiding.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014