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Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56301) - you deserved it (5311)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

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