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Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68573) - you deserved it (7254)

On 03/17/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Sebastian (man) - United States (Ohio)

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well...maybe you should become a mime :0

#3 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:30pm by gtid

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kinda a dick move to signal you out and say something like that- but hey, what else are teachers good for? :]

im sure you excel at other things. maybe art?? :D

#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 9:31pm by caitlinmarie

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