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Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (64767)

On 07/31/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I guess faking a serious impairment is always okay.

#7 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:50pm by Rathmec

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Don't be such a jerk. For all you know... he was telling you the secret of life!
Dun dun dun...

But no seriously, that plan was doomed to fail in some form.

#9 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:51pm by DameGreyWulf

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