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Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
I guess faking a serious impairment is always okay.
Don't be such a jerk. For all you know... he was telling you the secret of life!
Dun dun dun...
But no seriously, that plan was doomed to fail in some form.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014