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Today, I was sitting on the train and some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML
Don't be such a jerk. For all you know... he was telling you the secret of life!
Dun dun dun...
But no seriously, that plan was doomed to fail in some form.
I guess faking a serious impairment is always okay.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014