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Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

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wow horrible luck

though i don't know if i'd kick things just out of instinct

#1 - On 07/29/2009 at 7:18pm by englishmuffin

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I wouldn't say I could really blame you though. You didn't know who was peeking, and kicked out of instinct so they wouldn't see you.

#4 - On 07/29/2009 at 7:19pm by zee209

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