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Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41939) - you deserved it (14874)

On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

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