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Today, my immature dad said I am a girl not a woman, so my witty response was ''I have a period, I'm pretty sure that makes me a woman.'' My dad stole my phone and sent a text to everyone in my address book, quoting me. Including the guy I like. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38162) - you deserved it (10368)

On 07/27/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by bookworm94 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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