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Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81679) - you deserved it (5663)

On 03/16/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by paymeinhugs - United States (New York)

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awwww shes a douchebag. she's NOT a friend

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:41pm by tweets

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She's a friend, it's what we do... Sucks, but you'll have to get her back =)

#2 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:41pm by firefox42

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