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Today, I went to the airport for my two week trip to explore Europe. My ticket was denied and the workers turned me away. When I asked why, they told me to check the date. My ticket was for June 22nd, not July. FML
Are you really that stupid? I call fake, how do you fuck that up? Either you're extremely rich and a trip to Europe isn't that big of a deal, or you have serious problems.
Congratulations on being a complete idiot, OP. You managed to drop the ball so completely that you probably should never have kids. You'll end up forgetting they're in the backseat while you're shopping at Wal-Mart and come back to some fried retards.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015