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Today, I went to the airport for my two week trip to explore Europe. My ticket was denied and the workers turned me away. When I asked why, they told me to check the date. My ticket was for June 22nd, not July. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (44185)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Are you really that stupid? I call fake, how do you fuck that up? Either you're extremely rich and a trip to Europe isn't that big of a deal, or you have serious problems.

#1 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:06pm by deadpoetic333

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Congratulations on being a complete idiot, OP. You managed to drop the ball so completely that you probably should never have kids. You'll end up forgetting they're in the backseat while you're shopping at Wal-Mart and come back to some fried retards.

#14 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:31pm by Cramps

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