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today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015