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Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.

#2 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:24pm by Shlizabeth

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Parent's just don't understand

#3 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:26pm by ThatScaryKidd

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