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Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML
Ugh, I HATE when people say that, it's so stupid, and it doesn't sound cute like they think it does.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016