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Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML


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On 07/21/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Hahaha, that's not that bad unless you're overweight.

#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:04am by DirtyParkBench

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Well as long as it wasn't out of scale or smth...

If you're fat, everyone can see it anyway - giant neon letters couldn't be more obvious than a giant flabby torso.

#5 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:14am by Good_old_Grim

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