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Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML
Hahaha, that's not that bad unless you're overweight.
Well as long as it wasn't out of scale or smth...
If you're fat, everyone can see it anyway - giant neon letters couldn't be more obvious than a giant flabby torso.
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Friday 30 January 2015