Transportation: How much?

How much?

By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I was at the airport to catch a plane. It was very crowded at the gate and there was nowhere to sit except for a flat metal bench, so I sat on that. Turns out I was sitting on a luggage scale, so my weight was displayed for everybody to see. FML

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By Hm - 20/03/2015 00:54 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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Unflattered

By lindsay - 28/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at the airport walking around, killing time. There was a man about twenty years older than me who kept on eyeballing me, and it really wasn't flattering. I get on the plane and guess who I get to sit next to. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2014 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 18:25 - United States

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

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By Butqhy - 30/06/2016 11:07

Today, while in the airport, I had to use the washroom. Upon exiting, I got confused due to an excess of mirrors and walked directly into one in front of an audience. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2023 06:00

Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML

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By blahbags - 06/04/2009 13:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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By foodsicknessinATL - 24/11/2016 00:08 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I spent the busiest travel day of the year in the busiest airport in the world trapped between the decision to leave the terminal bathroom or shit my pants. Yes, I missed my flight. Sorry, mom. FML

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Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:14

Well as long as it wasn't out of scale or smth... If you're fat, everyone can see it anyway - giant neon letters couldn't be more obvious than a giant flabby torso.

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 16:04

Hahaha, that's not that bad unless you're overweight.

Comments

mathoreeeeo 14

Friday 24 July 2009 8:21

BIG ******* DEAL GET OVER IT

wolfman1224 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 21:40

You must be a whale, otherwise you wouldnt give a damn...

hat_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:01

I don't see how that's FML.

Judge101 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 9:32

Either put somthing funny on this web site or go to a gym YDI (You Dumb Idiot)

omigawdd 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 10:18

awweeeeeee poor u :( people are dying of poverty and hunger but your weight got displayed on a trip to somewhere you must have a horrible terrible life :'(

iFruit 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 1:14

Unless you're fat, who cares!

what_thefk 0

Wednesday 2 September 2009 5:31

you fat bitch others have it worse

Upthelilywhites 0

Friday 4 September 2009 0:04

i agree with most people here, unless your either anorexic or obese you shouldn't really be that embarrassed about your weight being shown you'd feel the need to post an fml......

wildcat7 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 6:22

yeAh. it really depends on how much him/her actually weighs.

Angi95 3

Thursday 5 May 2011 5:29

Okay you were and are perfect we get it. Also I think appearance is important but more based off a professional standpoint than anything else. If your a husband and you truly respect your wife you would love her no matter what. Also not all women have the greatest moms I know I didn't have the greatest mom growing up I do know but i didn't then. Does that make me a dirty piece of filth? Also I think you are missing the point about life. I think god wants you to make mistakes. I think this because making mistakes make you grow into who you really are. Mistakes are apart of life and how you deal with them makes you who you are. It test your faith and if you true to it makes you stronger. Being perfect makes you proud and self-richeous. Which means you are luke warm. What I mean by that is you are neither hot or cold you are too caught up in yourself and think you are perfect that you need no room for perfection. People would rather have you cold than lukewarm any day. Cold meaning mean or I guess behave badly. Because then you have room for improvement but a person who is Luke warm doesn't because they already think they are perfect.