Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11442) - you deserved it (35690)
On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)
fartypeepee's life also sucksToday, I woke up feeling a tingling sensation on my testicles. I enjoyed it for a few…
Anonymous also deserved itToday, I was pulled over for speeding. I speak 4 languages and thought if I spoke French,…
ahaha that's awesome
#1 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:03am by tttron
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You crazy strippers and your board games...
#5 - On 07/18/2009 at 10:06am by CFR
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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