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Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (33541)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

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