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Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (69123) - you deserved it (2806)

On 07/16/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the fuck does that!

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:06am by heyyou1203

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I smell a lawsuit in your favor.

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:13am by Luckster

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