Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56411) - you totally deserved it (1882)
On 07/16/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
(+8)dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the fuck does that!
#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:06am by heyyou1203
(+5)lol fucking drunk drivers... i mean how stupid can u get.
#31 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:56am by Nightmenace
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guys just saying, he said he learned that walking on the side walk doesnt mean you wont get hit by a car. HE LEARNED IT, its not saying that he did get hit by a car.
#60 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:17pm by Thewafflefry36
(+25)and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.
#61 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:52pm by diet_otaku
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He could've seen someone else get hit by a car on the sidewalk.
#66 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:11am by notonpurpose
(+12)And how would that make it an FML?
"Oh, look, somebody got hit by a car and taught me that sidewalks do not make me immune to traffic! FML!"
Sorry (for the OP), but the OP got hit by a car, and that was how they learned that valuable lesson
(+7)I love how the pic shows the car coming from the building.
Hes just walking along la-la-SMACK
#105 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:32am by unkinged44
(0)why would this be an FML if he saw someone else get hit by a car on the sidewalk? EXACTLY. he is obviously IMPLYING that HE got hit by a car on the sidewalk! DUH
#129 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:03pm by xxxradajamaajxxx
(+6)By the looks of it coming out of the wall, it is hunting the OP.
#131 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm by Rouge_Plague
(0)I agree that he most likely was hit by the car, but you can't rule the other way. Because witnessing someone get hit by a car will affect your life, depending on the accident.
#139 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:11pm by Dats_Fd_up
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anyone who thinks that they had to have gotten hit by a car for it to be an fml is a dumbass
a lot of other fml's on here aren't really fml material because they deserve it or something else like obsessing over small insignificant things like who wins a "reality show" but their lives are probably better than most people's lives
so this fml may or may not be a real fml because they didn't get hit by that car but please don't automatically assume that anyone who thinks it isn't an fml is a dumbass
edit: and seeing someone else get hit by a car can also be traumatizing
(-2)you guys a fucking retarded.
Are you really convinced that he didn't get hit by a car?
even the creators of FML know what he's talking about, or they wouldn't have drawn him GETTING HIT BY A CAR.
Some people are so dumb it amazes me.
#176 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:11pm by missmeliss0309
(+3)#176 the creators of fml dont illustrate these comics
they have other people do them and each person interprets an fml differently
you're dumb for not knowing that they have other people making them
(+8)BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! haha and that's shia on the floor because he didn't take bee to college.
#199 - On 08/09/2009 at 7:31am by fuck_YOUR_lives
(+1)im thinkin the same thing #233.. wtf is the lines coming from his eyes???
#251 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:09pm by fed_life
(0)the lines are the optic nerves connecting the eyes to the brain, people.
And I loved the comment about Shia not taking Bumblebee to college. haha.
#252 - On 08/13/2009 at 1:09am by chanman
(0)what the fuck are those things coming out of his eyes??
#254 - On 08/13/2009 at 8:43pm by natsumosam92
(0)#105!!!! hahahaha i love your comment "la-la- SMACK" BWHAHAHA sooooo funny...... why are there strings coming out of the guys head in the pic?
#260 - On 08/15/2009 at 12:52pm by dillydally40
(0)read the webcomic book of biff and you'll understand why biff has eye lines.
#271 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:40pm by Bangarang_Rufio
(0)I know! I wonder if the car actually did come through the building or if it was just a dramatization (or whatever it's called)...probably dramatization...
#285 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:19pm by agentawesome1
(0)I know right?!
That's exactly what i thought when i saw it!
Transformers, it's totally epic XD
#299 - On 10/08/2009 at 2:34am by SiLvEr_070
(+4)I smell where he released his bowels on the sidewalk.
#38 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:33am by Zakky_Ketchup
(+2)Haha. It is funnier when British people (or whatever you personally may be) do the "your mom" jokes... because they say mum. I'm sorry, I find that funny!
#150 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:54pm by irishdancer
(0)I agree with #150
And I bet the person was either drunk or shouldn't be driving so sue his/her ASS!
#175 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:11pm by powersticks
(+2)I smell Deja Vu, this happened to my friend, except, it actually came out of the building and kept on driving. I have no freaking idea what happened to him, but he got knocked out and needed 20+ stitches.
#206 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:59pm by Tchernov9
(+1)i smell... wait, what are the string thingies on the comic guys head? ipod headphones?
#218 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:43am by portablecupid
(+1)Umm... I don't smell anything... Why am I always left out???
#257 - On 08/15/2009 at 3:14am by f0rg3t_m3_n0t
(0)Personally, I smell teen spirit. Take that, #262.
And OP, FYL, dude. That would be terrible. I hope you're okay.
#290 - On 09/11/2009 at 6:11am by AussieGuitarKid
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Omfg that sucks!!! FYL. (3rd)
#3 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:17am by Battledog5006
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#5 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:31am by allthewrongkeys
(+6)Those are song lyrics if you didn't notice.
Oh, and shit, this happened in Maryland. Now I don't feel safe.
(0)Epic Lulz @ #6
After reading the funny "Smell" thread, that comment got me off guard.... laughed my ass off for about 5 minutes....
#286 - On 08/28/2009 at 1:29am by mastershinigami
(0)maryland drivers tend to be freaking crazy so i can see this happening (having grown up in that state it's likely, they were trying to pass someone or something equally stupid.)
i hope you or someone nearby got a license plate number. Also i hope you didn't get badly injured from it.
(+3)2 Years ago, I would have thought you were kidding about Maryland drivers sucking at driving.
On my trip there, I saw a woman at a bus stop and I was at a red light. I saw a car speeding behind me, sure he was going to hit me. He swerved out of the way and hit the bus stop shelter full force, and I saw the blood on the window of the shelter...horrible.
#75 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:57pm by stereopump
(0)try moving to Boston.
worst driving in the world.
just do it. it'll be funny.
#177 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:49pm by bloodfalcon22
(+1)NEW YORK.
i win. trust me. i live on long island. go to the city all the time. you just cant beat that.
#208 - On 08/09/2009 at 3:48pm by mynamesjane
(+1)u know its a good sign when someone tells u to do it because it will be funny. #177.
#216 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:40am by randomcomment321
(0)Try moving to Montreal. My dad grew up there, and his friend's dad got a Ferrari and took my dad for a ride. They were on the highway going like 100km over the speed limit and got pulled over... Because the cop wanted to ask about the car. :P Didn't even get a ticket or a warning.
(0)I agree with #208 New York drivers are definitely the worst. Once I was taking the airport bus home from the airport to my house, and the driver cut off this person so that they almost hit, so when we got stuck in the usual new york traffic, the guy got out of his car and started throwing rocks at the bus. and if the traffic in new york is bad, the actual drivers when they aren't stuck in traffic are so much worse.
(0)that makes me lol...in the extreme. but it is slightly concerning..
#263 - On 08/16/2009 at 1:42am by tori_ellen
(0)Haha you think dats bad go visit the Philippines or come live in new York
some of the craziest drivers ive ever seen in my life
#265 - On 08/16/2009 at 5:46pm by Kyran17
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everyone has freewill, you can't control their actions, if you look deep there is something good in any situation.... I pray for you my son
#11 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:59am by Pastor_Rich
(0)ehm.... going to point this out.
this comment makes like, no sense.
yes, sure, there's something good in every situation... but this is FML.com, where the point is to point out the BAD in every situation...
(-1)oh ok...so basically ur telling people to walk in the middle of the road
#90 - On 08/06/2009 at 1:35am by bored_as_ever
(+1)no, actually, i've never heard of a "think" called sarcasm.
a thing, why yes, i believe i may have hear d of that. once or twice.
lol sorry if my anal grammar offends anyone, but i found the typo amusing :)
and to the dude that wrote this fml, hope you're ok!!!!! sue their asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(0)Does a typing error really qualify as poor grammar? I would imagine it's just poor typing skills. If the complaint is that the error caused the use of an incorrect word, then isn't that a diction error?
#191 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:35am by ThunderCaya
(0)This is just FML, not a college admissions essay. We don't need perfect grammar or typing.
Also, next time you want to bash on someone's typing, you might want to proofread your own post.
#214 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:17am by usernamesucks
(0)Lol, I'm a grammar Nazi... And punctuation Nazi... And capitalization Nazi.
But this is fmylife.com... And I couldn't care less.
(0)my parents live in MD and traffic laws are very strict, you should have no problem filing a complaint, and their dumbass should be without a DL for a long while. hope ur ok.....
(+3)Please, if you can, show me a state that's lenient enough on traffic laws to permit DRIVING ON THE SIDEWALK. I really don't think it's a matter of having strict traffic laws for him to be able to win a lawsuit. I'm pretty sure it's more of a matter of this isn't Russia, and we actually have laws.
(+2)Musta been one he'll of a driver to manage to hit you on the sidewalk.
FYL. /:
#16 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:05am by SusanaSaysRawrxD
(+3)I know this FML is pretty unfortunate, but I lol'd pretty hard. It's short, sweet, to the point, and beautifully worded. This is how all FMLs are supposed to be. OP, you win. I don't know what, but you just win it all.
#78 - On 07/17/2009 at 6:42pm by CyclonePsycho
(0)OP should get a cake with FML spelled out in icing on the top.
#164 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:32pm by rayofsunshiinee
(+3)Hahahaha.
This is a good ole fashion FML.
Excellent post.
#21 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:33am by andydawg8891
(0)That happened outside my work a couple of weeks ago. A bus hit into a car, the car then hit into a 61 year old man, he flew about 10 feet away. He survived without any broken bones luckily.
There are a lot of shitty drivers out there. Hope you're doing okay!
#22 - On 07/16/2009 at 8:36am by Tequila01
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YDI for living in Maryland.
#24 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:09am by 110879
(0)sorry my bad, there was a chipmunk in my car and i was freaking out because i didnt want to drop my chicken pot pie. please dont sue me
#25 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:20am by shewasalmost18
(0)If you wanna try something a little more realistic, say "I was putting on my makeup", "I was reading a book", or something else like that.
(+3)Or Today, I learned that while getting a bj in a car might feel good, it does not make up for me getting a lawsuit for driving onto the sidewalk and hitting someone. FML
#54 - On 07/16/2009 at 4:23pm by lifeaveragekinda
(0)this is why i sometimes feel safer walking in the street. cars notice me there, whereas they really don't pay attention to the sidewalks. at least in the city. hope you're ok!
#27 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:28am by lifeisnotbad
(0)lol well that would of been a funny sight to see as the third party watching it happen obviously you writing this fml so your ok
#28 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:39am by ithedarkknight
(+1)Not necessarily. He could have had his legs shattered and be limping/part-crippled for life.
#29 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:50am by Watchmaker
(0)Wow those are epicly crazy idiots. I hope they go to prison and never come out
#30 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:51am by Shyman4ever
(0)Eh, at least it's not as bad as, "Today, I realized that being in a 7-11 does not keep you safe from oncoming drivers, there's still floor-to-ceiling windows they can drive through. FML"
#34 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:58am by Shlizabeth
(0)obviously no one should ever drink alone because they say the first thing to go is your judgment. That would be an FML I have no friends so I drank alone then did something stupid and hit someone and got locked up for the rest of my life.
#35 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:02am by exoticat22
(0)Today, you also learned, that if you are hit by a car while walking on the sidewak, you can sue the drivers ass for all they are worth.
(0)You can sue 'em for all they're worth if they hit you in the street, too. In most such cases, the driver would have had time to stop, or was breaking some other law which directly resulted in an accident. Very rare is the case where a pedestrian darts out into the street in front of a car that is doing the speed limit, has nowhere to swerve to, and is close enough to be unable to avoid hitting the pedestrian.
#43 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:23pm by Kristoffer
(0)Yes but seeing as how they were driving on the sidewalk I doubt they are worth a lot of money.
#51 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:49pm by killinmesmalls
(+2)Something's wrong with the voting mechanism when over 200 people can vote YDI to an FML like this. There is NO WAY that the person deserved it.
Hope you're OK and can nail the bastard that did it.
#39 - On 07/16/2009 at 11:38am by MrBigDog2U
(+1)Something good comes out of everything. YOU GET MONEY!
#41 - On 07/16/2009 at 12:18pm by SeanKing121
(0)I want one of the (currently) 413 people who voted YDI to justify their opinion.
#47 - On 07/16/2009 at 1:29pm by TheTragicReturn
(+3)Yeah I agree with #48
You shouldn't walk on the road or the sidewalk. Walk on air. YDI for not being able to walk on air.
(sarcasm of course)
Seriously man, how does he deserve this?? -.-
(+5)They deserve it for allowing themselves to indulge in their active, perhaps healthy, lifestyle. They're practically flaunting it by walking along a public road, in their own special designated space. It can make some to become jealous, and sometimes, the rage just takes over, causing such disastrous accidents to occur.
YDI for being outside, walking, allowing yourself to be seen, not being super human, not being short enough to simply go under the car, and not carpooling/taking the bus.
[/sarcasm]
#52 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:58pm by redbluegreen
(+1)Come on guys, you know only bad things happen if you feed the trolls.
OP: FYL. That sucks. Hope you're ok.
#53 - On 07/16/2009 at 4:05pm by UhSureWhyNot
(0)Reminds me of that bumper sticker
"if you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk"
#56 - On 07/16/2009 at 6:37pm by CherubInPants
(0)oh...that was u? JK. us marylanders are aggressive compared to our virginian breathens
#58 - On 07/16/2009 at 9:34pm by lincolnunit
(0)I live in maryland aswell. drivers here are either terrible at it or dicks about it. The other day i was crossing a very busy street and was going in between gaps in cars in the road. One man looked right at me, pulled up and closed the gap so i couldnt cross..by the time i went around the light turned green and the rest of the douchebags were honking at me...I FEEL YA
#59 - On 07/16/2009 at 10:05pm by gumcuzzler
(0)Whoever said he was crossing in the middle of the road ? She never even mentioned that in her FML
#67 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:31am by passion4soccer
(0)This FML clearly does not have enough information to be verified as either a "FML" or "YDI". Surely that isn't all that happened; there has to be more to it than simply getting hit by a car while walking on the sidewalk. Or maybe it was drunk driving and I'm totally wrong, but either way, it doesn't seem like you're in such bad shape if you could write this FML in the first place.
#70 - On 07/17/2009 at 2:36am by shoshizzle
(0)In continuation of #6,7,8
I smell it... I think I smell it... It smells like weed...
#71 - On 07/17/2009 at 3:17am by paleknight47
(0)2 Years ago, I would have thought you were kidding about Maryland drivers sucking at driving.
On my trip there, I saw a woman at a bus stop and I was at a red light. I saw a car speeding behind me, sure he was going to hit me. He swerved out of the way and hit the bus stop shelter full force, and I saw the blood on the window of the shelter...horrible.
#76 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:59pm by stereopump
(0)I got hit by a car in AR. I was biking on the sidewalk and this cracked out lady went across all 3 lanes of traffic, hitting a motorbike, hitting me, and running her crappy car into a restaurant. It sucks to get hit, doesn't it? I was fortunate; all I had was a few torn ligaments and a 4 inch gash in my leg.
#77 - On 07/17/2009 at 1:44pm by The_Invisibl_Man
(+1)Heck, being in a Wal-Mart does not mean you won't get hit by a car. (Danvers, MA, a few weeks ago)
(0)ironically we both live in the same state.... and ive gotten hit by a car too.. twice... once on my bike (my rear peg broke their headlight REVENGE) and once on the sidewalk... so its not a big surprise you've been hit too lol
#80 - On 07/17/2009 at 7:47pm by Psh_ily
(0)I don't understand how so many people can vote for YDI..when obviously they didn't.
#81 - On 07/18/2009 at 12:04pm by Thatskindoffunny
(0)Was the person coming out of their driveway?
Hopefully you weren't too injured. And you need the witness details if you plan to go to court.
I know that accidents do happen - case in Australia - woman ran into a bus stop in Kogarah killing people. She was on her learners.
(0)LOL.
I'm sorry, I busted out laughing.
And the comments on here are priceless xD
#86 - On 07/20/2009 at 1:16am by rahrahrahaedan
(0)You'll never be pleased, so either enjoy it or leave it.
Personally I like this because it doesn't pull away from the FML all that much but they did add their own zing to it to give it a unique feel.
(0)I'll never be pleased? da' hell do you mean by that?
Any way, yeah this one didn't pull away too far....One of the others went too far.
#106 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:39am by danielrp34
(0)wow...that is sooo bad. dude. sue the dumbass people driving on the sidewalk.
#97 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:54am by Theguybehindyou
Very nice take on the FML. I don't like Book of Biff, but great job :)
#104 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:31am by danineteen
(0)I have to live in maryland, and the drivers here are pathetic. Always speeding, and the next thing I know SCREEEEEEEEECH BOOM.
#107 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:56am by firepowahhx90
Hey =) !
Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the "strings" really are !
http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
Hey =) !
Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the "shoe laces" really are !
http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
(0)He must be a DECEPTICON!!! (Hidden in a human's form, ironically...maybe it's Soundwave)
#114 - On 08/08/2009 at 10:14am by potentpotable
Hey =) !
Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the things really are !
http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
(0)I love the illustration :P. Next time. Place a gun in your pocket and when the car is about to hit you. you shoot it so that you have a chance of hurting the driver as well.
#120 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:26am by ClumsyJason
(0)LOOOOOOOL. shoelaces from eyes. That car is Bumblebee from Transformers.
#121 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:28am by ClumsyJason
(0)those things coming from his eyes are eyebrows...read biff!
#122 - On 08/08/2009 at 11:34am by BrownieBoy90
(0)Hahaha love it!
Perfectly done, and since there's no detail in the FML, its not overly done at all
(0)Not Funny At All, My Grandmother Died By Getting Hit While Walking On A Sidewalk. Sigh* RIP Grandma!
#138 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:05pm by thisbetwee
(0)That's nothing, my great grandfather died when a car came crashing through his living room in a situation not unlike Biff's.
(0)Thing Is Tho, She Got Hit, Ran Over & Dragged For Half A Mile. & Still Haven't Caught The Suspect Yet
And That Driver Was Drunk? Wow, I'm Sorry To Hear That :/
#204 - On 08/09/2009 at 11:25am by thisbetwee
Hey both of you =) !
Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the things really are !
http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
(0)YDI for being a decepticon in disguise. Gotta work on that human suit better. (We can see your radio antenna btw).
Nah just kidding FYL. Hope you weren't was hurt.
(0)This may sound stupid...but why are there strings coming out his eyes??
Its a bit weird...
But seriously, the guy should sue.
#160 - On 08/08/2009 at 5:38pm by RandomBlonde
Hey you =) !
Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the things really are!
http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
(I feel like Bill Murray in "Groundhog Day" I find myself repeating the same post over and over again ! .. but nevermind, it was a great movie.)
(+2)why are his eyebrows so long?
makes me wonder how long his pubes are
#161 - On 08/08/2009 at 5:57pm by roflwafflez
(0)Ooh, my car looks good as a cartoon, let's just hope I'm never so drunk I run over someone!
Poor guy though :(
#169 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:11pm by xolsugirl
(0)Okay, how is this a 'you totally deserved it' Why would someone deserve to be hit by a car when their ON THE SIDEWALK? Especially if it comes out of no where. Not saying it came through a building, but it's just so stupid people think they deserved that.
#171 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:46pm by xtayloratl
(0)Poor car hope you didn't scratch it!!
Just messin around, That sucks man. Horribly.
#174 - On 08/08/2009 at 9:58pm by shitonstickz
(+1)You know.... you could always check out http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
(;
#190 - On 08/09/2009 at 3:51am by redbluegreen
(0)@ #176
I just want to point out that the creators of fml don't draw the comics, random fml fans do
#182 - On 08/09/2009 at 12:43am by usernameO_o
(0)if anyone i know is driving you are safer in the middle of the road my friends suck at driving but mind you so do i so icant really judge
#185 - On 08/09/2009 at 1:03am by Mylife_is_so_fd
(0)shit meng, sorry to hear you got hit by some dumb fuck driver. but wouldnt you know not to move out of the way of a vehicle....especially if its on the sidewalk.
side note: why are there strings coming out of the guys eyes?
#192 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:06am by FMLfangirl89
Side note:
Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the "strings" really are =) !
http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177
(Hurray, 6 times the same post!)
(+2)Haha i like how the staff is posting the same thing over and over again and yet people still ask...
Thats just too funny.
(0)I just wanna know what the things coming out of his eyes are... Other than that... Awesome illustration!
(0)I'm sorry, but what are the squiggly lines coming out of the cartoon OP's eyes? Kinda freaking me out...
#229 - On 08/10/2009 at 9:32am by sleepreader
(0)What does YDI mean? I can't figure that out. Call me stupid.
#232 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:09pm by sweetieeyouhdme
(0)darn those Autobots! always smashing us poor humans. fight the Decepticons in spce or somthing xD
(0)idk.. it looks like thread but y would thread be coming out of some1s eyes when they just got hit by a car?? its weird..lol
#255 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:07pm by average_girl
(+1)I absolutely LOVE this illustration. Almost as much as the "buhnama" one, lol.
#238 - On 08/10/2009 at 4:34pm by rayrayy
(+1)the illustration is awesome because the car is going through a fucking building! it adds a whole new dimmension of what you thought when you first read this fml.
#246 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:28am by Poopybuttz
(0)Hahaha, #259. It's freakin Bumble Bee, OP!! He was probably in a rush trying to save Sam from dying! Get over it!! :D
#264 - On 08/16/2009 at 5:15pm by spidergirl41
(+1)This is how my uncle died. Some bastards drove on the pavement at about 45mph and knocked him down
(0)dude that sucks. whenn i got hit i was in a crosswalk and had looked both ways. seriously sue them
#270 - On 08/17/2009 at 10:37pm by road_rash18
(0)I live near a volunteer fire department where the guys come with their cars to respond to calls. And they drive like fucking maniacs. That's how my little brother got hit on his bike by one of them. And the guy wasn't even responding to a call, he was just speeding OUT of the parking lot without looking both ways first. So it's also the seemingly "normal" drivers you have to be careful of too.
(-1)did the car actually come through the wall of a building and hit him? wtf? and what is coming out of the guys eyes
(+1)smh...stop asking whats wrong with his eyes.
Obviously hes a decipticon and bumblebee bust through the building to kick his ass. plain and simple
#278 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:28am by greenltrn2003
(-2)Why does the dude you drew have antennae? And why did Bumblebee crash through a wall just to hit you? YDI for being a Decepticon.
#279 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:11pm by invisibl3freddy
(0)well duh his eyes came out of their sockets when he was hit. duh[:
#280 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:21pm by OMGitsKaleyxo
(+1)I like how th car came from INSIDE a building lol. Did it go through the other side too? BTW it still looks amazing for going through a brick wall. Sorry about you being hit though, it sucks.
#289 - On 09/09/2009 at 9:34am by Proud_Canadian
(0)LOL! I love how instead of the car coming from the road the car comes out of the building!
Sorry to hear about that, good luck healing up
#291 - On 09/13/2009 at 3:22am by whatsherfacebbq
(0)Aww :( I was just about to say that, but it doesn't matter cause they still are awesome :)
#297 - On 10/04/2009 at 8:27am by himynameisadam
(+1)to #295... some of the illustrations come from comics strips and webcomics. This one is from a webcomic called "The Book of Biff," and the character normally looks like that.
Anyway, as for the FML... that sucks big time (I'm assuming the car hit you, as #60 failed to do). I hope you got their info, you can probably have them pay for your entire hospital bill plus some more if you take it to court.
#298 - On 10/06/2009 at 5:14pm by SpringLoaded12
(0)were you in Chicago or washingtom dc by any chance? those drivers are crazy. or Little Rock by chance? the drivers in lr can be nuts!
(+1)What a great day, walking to a pointless destination- Where's the car sound coming from? The wall? shit, not again! BAM. awwwww there goes my spleen. Wait, what's a spleen?
#303 - On 02/14/2010 at 8:30pm by Lim23
(0)On the dispute of whether or not it was this person who got hit by a car or watched someone else:
personally, if i had watched someone else get hit by a car, i would think "wow. what are the odds." or "how drunk are they?" rather than "apparently, i cange thit by a car on a sidewalk".
not like it matters who, but sorry to whoever it was that got hit!
