By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I learned that walking on the sidewalk does not mean that you will not be hit by a car. FML
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heyyou1203 0

dude... sue their ass. hopefully you got the plate #, b/c not only did they hit you, but they hit you on the sidewalk. were they drunk driving!?!? who the **** does that!

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diet_otaku 0

and HOW do you think he learned it? by GETTING HIT BY A CAR, dumbass.

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Snazaza 0

so it drove through the building and came out the other side? lol

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iKaite 0

Why does the guy have string coming out his eyes? :O Apart from that, I like it.

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Gotmilk_fml 8

Hey =) ! Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the "strings" really are ! http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177

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Snazaza 0

why does that guy have shoe laces coming from his eyes? LOL

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Gotmilk_fml 8

Hey =) ! Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the "shoe laces" really are ! http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177

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potentpotable 0

He must be a DECEPTICON!!! (Hidden in a human's form, ironically...maybe it's Soundwave)

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tari_joon 0

Hahaha - this illustration is awesome. Win!

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zakm43 0

what is coming out of his eyes in the illustration?

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Gotmilk_fml 8

Hey =) ! Why don't you read the article about Chris Hallbeck and Biff? Maybe you'll learn what the things really are ! http://www.fmylife.com/blog/177

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Serafie 0

Ahaha, fantastic illustration. Love this one

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ClumsyJason 3

I love the illustration :P. Next time. Place a gun in your pocket and when the car is about to hit you. you shoot it so that you have a chance of hurting the driver as well.

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ClumsyJason 3

LOOOOOOOL. shoelaces from eyes. That car is Bumblebee from Transformers.

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