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Today, it dawned on me that I've been married for 6 months, but because of the Army I've spent only around 12 days total with my wife. FML


I agree, your life sucks (76819) - you deserved it (12897)

On 07/15/2009 at 9:04pm - misc - by broooooock (man) - United States

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That completely sucks.

#2 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:35am by christoper

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So this guy is crazy about me, but we haven't ever been on a date because he went to the marines before he contacted me again. He was supposed to come back in June but it was postponed till August. So I know how that sucks for you. Hopefully things will get better. (I support you for being in the Army, btw)

#10 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:45am by girlnexdoor

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