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Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinate. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22613) - you deserved it (50810)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:55am - misc - by WhatdyaDo - Canada (Ontario)

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