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Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinade. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29321) - you deserved it (64770)

On 03/16/2009 at 5:55am - misc - by WhatdyaDo - Canada (Ontario)

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awww :(
i eat beef, when's dinner?? :P

#4 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:59pm by Wildcard

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That sucks, but before you go all-out on a meal like that you should at least know what she likes and doesn't like.

#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:59pm by CaptainDDL

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