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Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62061) - you deserved it (4605)

On 07/13/2009 at 11:00am - misc - by FirstKiss (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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That sucks

How does she deserve it? Assholes

#3 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:56pm by A_Guy

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Ouch!!

#1 - On 07/13/2009 at 1:55pm by klutzywriter

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