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Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said,"This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38594) - you deserved it (8711)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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