Today, I was at Target with my mom and we finished purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said,"This thing is too big to fit in." First thing my mom yells? "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!" and starts laughing hysterically in front of the entire store. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33171) - you totally deserved it (7305)
On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Lol, my mom IS like that, she would have said that too. And it says THAT"S instead of THAT'S. Grammar Nazi.
Wow, so he accidentally pressed shift...you"re a moron. (I pressed shift on purpose.)
c/s I didn't get it until I saw it was a man writing this, then I burst out laughing. Fun times, fun times
#61 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:48pm by forget_it_all09
Haha I;m jealous of your mom. My mom is snobby. And if I said that, she'd be like "Who is /she/? One of your friends from school, dahling?"
#104 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:31pm by dinosaursmoo
# 45 i voted you down. no need for grammar nazis on fml.
#153 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:56pm by generalsmith2
@85...
No, I am positive his dad is not a woman. I am positive your mommy and daddy raised one ignorant asshole of a child.
"THAT'S WHAT I SAID".
Enema.
#85, EPIC FAIL. you clearly need some more schooling, and maybe a little real-world experience. please refrain from commenting/posting ANYWHERE on the internet until you fulfill at least one of these criteria. and i gave your comment the thumbs down, even though it's been buried already.
OP - your mom is awesome. and I want to marry her. really.
#206 - On 07/13/2009 at 8:36am by _THE_MASTER_
LOL my friend and i do these jokes all the time at work, her mom works with us and heard it once... She replied with "but that is what she said" which made us laugh even harder!
I agree. My mum's the sort of person to do something like this, and I'm grateful she's like that, as opposed to some snobby mother.
#25 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:53pm by Curtieeeez
yeah it'd be alright if she was funny or something, but my mom tries to act like teenagers and fit in with my friends. if op's mom is like that too, then thats superrrr awkward
#89 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:54pm by allylalala
haha yeah, i mean it's really great for a while to have a mom like that but one time my mom and i were meeting my brother's girlfriend's roommate for the first time and she made a "That's what she said" joke. it got kinda awkward. so i completely understand.
#221 - On 07/13/2009 at 2:52pm by Regenbogen
What, you've never heard a "That's what she said." joke?
Hang around any teenager, and you'll understand what they are very quickly.
The phrase "That's what she said" turns anything into a sexual joke. It's usually referring to what your sex partner said about your penis the other day.
Guy 1: *referring to a TV he's seeing* Whoa! This is huge!
Guy 2: That's what she said!
nice of you to take the time and actually explain it. lol
"this was hilarious after all :D"
I read it w stewies voice and just made me giggle.
#204 - On 07/13/2009 at 7:00am by Playthismelodyx3
thats hilarious not embarassing, id be proud of my mom if she thought of that.
#8 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:46pm by efmivida
my mom would do something like that. but i dont complain about it like a little bitch.
#9 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:46pm by sugar_bear
lol okay that's funny...granted moms in general saying anything dirty tends to embarrass their kid but whatever. Get over it. At least she didn't laugh and say something like "I changed your diapers and I KNOW you'll never hear anyone say that"
#21 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:52pm by ChefFrenchie
Maybe don't hang around teenagers though if you're like, 40+.. Might be a bit.. suspicious. D:
Asif it didn't reply to #19. FAIL.
#27 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:55pm by Curtieeeez
Wow my mom probably doesn't even know the "Thats what she said" joke. You're lucky your mom is cool like that
#34 - On 07/12/2009 at 5:59pm by flor1dagator7
Ugh my dad did the same thing in front of my friends. FML and FYL lol.
#35 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:00pm by renyark209
I don't get it. At all. o.O and I'm a teenager and I think I'm supposed to? FML.
#36 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:01pm by rukiafujioka
you were totally asking for a "that's what she said" there. go mom!
#38 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:05pm by fretforyerlatte
Ah, this made me laugh more than all the other FML's, thankyou thankyou thankyou for posting this, I can imagine it and it's brilliant. Your Mum is incredibly cool to know that joke and also maybe a tad mental. Nothing wrong with mental though. :D
Your mom rocks. I'll trade you. My mom thinks that people that eat shellfish are going to hell.
#41 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:07pm by crazy_cat_lady
o.O Is it because 'shell' has 'hell' in it? Because that's the only explainable reason I can think of.
#44 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:19pm by SeventhFonons
lolololol thats sooo funny. i used to say that all the time, but then my parents told me to 'tone it down'
#46 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:21pm by tennisismygame
So what?
Seriously, when are we going to have a "so what?" button?
#47 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:21pm by sickinlove13
When are people going to stop asking about this stupid "So what" button. It's never going to happen.
To OP: Your mom sounds funny, but that joke is tired.
It's funny, but it's sooooo overdone and old that it's embarrassing, I get it.
#51 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:27pm by LMAO_over_here
Kinda awkward to hear a woman say that, ignoring the fact that it stopped being funny and clever a long time ago.
#53 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:31pm by Nakedsquirrel
omg. that is by far the funniest FML i have ever read.
i have also never laughed so hard!
#54 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:32pm by tbbays04
Number 7 is a dumbasssss. Thats what she saiddd man, have you NEVER heard of that?
Dude, Youre mom is hilariouss she took the opertunityy she saw in this. I wouldve tooo but honestly this is one of the funniest FMLs Ive ever read.
:)
#57 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:43pm by Chandra_Chaos
funny! i absolutely love your mom. she is awshum although i would be soooooooo embarrassed! :D
#58 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:43pm by soccers_dumb
Your mom's funny, though if she started laughing really loud in a department store I understand why this is a FML.
#62 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:49pm by FML_FYL_YDI
The correct response to "That's what SHE said!" is always "At first."
#65 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:54pm by Cliffracer
You know, "That's what she said" came from around the 60's or so.
It died and someon brought it back one day.
Why in the world is this an FML ?? Your mom is fucking awesome! Win.
#79 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:35pm by Gaby_peaceandluv
How is this a FML? If I were you I wouldn't act embaressed I would just laugh with her. Acting embarassed just makes it more emberassing. Get over yourself, your mom rules, deal with it.
btw... I
I beleive the website you ment to post this on was mylifeisavereage.com
#84 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:41pm by Nofreakingway
I wish my mom was like that. Whenever I say that she just looks at me weird and says, "Katie, I don't like hearing that from you." Your mom is so boss!
#87 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:44pm by loveubg_kg94
What are you bitching for? I'd love my mom even more if she said shit like that. Quit being a whiny, uptight little baby.
#88 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:49pm by FuzzyWalnuts
God, it's so wrong whenever parents do stuff like that... my mom says "coolness" "brb" and "lol"
............out loud.....................
what the hell, lol, why is this a bad thing? That is awesome. I wish my mom was that chill.
#91 - On 07/12/2009 at 7:58pm by McLaughlane
I wish my mother would make harmless dirty jokes like that. No way this is an FML, you just don't know how lucky you are to have a mom that will make stupid jokes like that.
#92 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:01pm by CopperPeony
i wish there was a "so what" button. it may have been slightly embarrassing, but its funny. shes way better than most of the other parents on this site.
AGREED.
Feveryone else'sL for having moms too rigid/clued out to make a "that's what she said" joke.
I totally agree, I don't see how this is an FML at all.
Sure, the jokes are getting kind of old, but I don't really see how it's embarassing.
It's better than having a mom that's really strict about everything.
Yeah, I would've cracked up. That's hilarious. My mom doesn't like "That's what she said" because she said when she was younger they said "That's what the last guy/girl said" and I had to have a talk with her about why that's a lot more disgusting.
#108 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:34pm by jamiehoovs
This isn't an FML...this is legendarily awesome. Be glad your mom is so cool.
#110 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:36pm by SweetieLish
Your life isn't fucked. That's probably one of the most coolest things a chill mother could say. Kudos to her and mine for being like that, too.
Ha I did that in front of my at the time girl friend’s father and grandmother without even thinking that it could be offensive to them... we then had to have “the talk” on a 45min ride in his car with him and her grandmother... funny thing is she was a virgin when I started dating her she was a virgin when I dumped her.
I only had to read the first two lines to know what the entire FML was. This is a TWSS waiting to happen.
This isn't an FML at all. Have a damn sense of humor like your awesome mom
#128 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:11pm by xavierdevoy
Ahahaha if my mom did that I would be soo embarrassed.
But, because your mom did it, it freaking HILARIOUS !
I dont think I have ever laughed so hard in my life!
#130 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:26pm by Daaniellee1234
sorry to say but YDI i mean think about it its a total TWSS moment how could you not see that man?
#137 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:44pm by twilight_addict
Haha! That would totally be a "my face is turning red" moment, but honestly, thats pretty cool for a mom to say!
#138 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:49pm by CosmoKiwi
Dude your mom is awesome. Why does fml not yet have "your life is awesome" button?
#140 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:03pm by Schaden_freude
Lmao! That's awesome! I wish my mom was as cool as yours (:
#141 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:10pm by Avenging_Angel
uh, i don't understand this fml..could someone tell me what's so funny about this? i'm not getting it, sorry!
#146 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:27pm by who_rollerpig
While out to breakfast after church, my (elderly) parents friend made some comment about 'squeezing it hard till it squirts'. I looked at my 25 years old son and whispered "that's what she said". I thought he was going to choke! (That's what she said)
LOL your mother is THEE coolest. When i read that part that's exactly what i was thinking!
#152 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:55pm by jasziiexjanae
While out to breakfast after church, a friend of my elderly parents, while putting ketchup on his hash browns, made some comment about 'squeezing it hard till it squirts'. I looked at my 25 year old son and whispered "that's what she said". I thought he was going to choke! (That's what she said)
Hahaha! That's one of the best I think I've ever heard.
#159 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:22pm by Hermitcrab
lol, my mom did the same thing. not embarrased, i was cramped up!
#160 - On 07/12/2009 at 11:22pm by chtaimetoupie
i'm lucky i'm a girl, cause if i had said that i KNOW my mom wouldve said that and done the EXACT same thing. but i love my mom, shes great :DDD
thumbs up to ass holes ! :D
#175 - On 07/13/2009 at 12:27am by sw95volleyball
fyl? why? your mom seems like she's got a good sense of humour. you on the other hand...maybe fyl because you don't know how to laugh.
haha. This is not an FML. Your mom is hilarious - I think I ouwld have been laughing too if that were my mom.
#194 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:08am by decibel_beads
i wish my mom was cool like that OP. my mom doesn't share that part of my sense of humor. lol
#195 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:14am by summersong89
ur lucky! be thankful that ur mom has a sense of humor and is just plain cool
#196 - On 07/13/2009 at 3:45am by fabbitsrabbit
So your mother does embarrassing stuff in public. So does every mother. Your life isn't fucked, this just means you're a teenager.
YDI for making a big deal over absolutely nothing.
GOLD, lets swap mums if you can't appreciate some awesome humour.
#203 - On 07/13/2009 at 6:28am by ihatewankers
haha i wish my mom was like that but seriously that wasn't an fml
#212 - On 07/13/2009 at 10:22am by Zero2Sixty
Bwuahahaha .
Cool mom ya got there :P .
I wish MINE would goof off like that .
:D .
#215 - On 07/13/2009 at 11:59am by oh_haaybby
WTF, how is this an FML? That's awesome! I could only wish that my mam would do such a thing. I would probably do that.... so hopefully, my kids don't get all tight ass about it like you. YDI because you are lame. And FYL for being lame.
HIGH 5 mom you probably have the most epic mom in the history of forever you should be happy this isnt an fml this is one of those things you tell your kids in years to come to show how awesome your parents were
That's the stupidest joke ever and I hope it DIES. Grow up, people.
#228 - On 07/13/2009 at 11:24pm by dramakat11
hmm...i thought it was funny, but when i saw the part that a man posted it! i started to laugh pretty hard, that must of be a blast for you(:
#239 - On 07/14/2009 at 12:02pm by lizanya
Look, moms are not "awesome" when they do that "That's what she said" joke. Hell, ANYONE who uses that joke isn't "awesome" or "cool". They are just a bunch of jerks who think they're better than everyone, therefore they think some stupid sex joke is going to make them continue their fake "Awesomeness"
I pity you, you have to deal with a mother like that. I have to deal with two sisters like that, but your case is worse. Your MOTHER uses that joke! I feel so freakin' bad for you...
#243 - On 07/14/2009 at 9:11pm by Microsoftfan
Come on, this isn't an FML. Your mom is actually pretty dang hilarious.
#244 - On 07/14/2009 at 11:32pm by Fire_lights
Your mom is awesome. Can't believe this got past the mods.
#245 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:08am by ELFENMAGICLOLZ
My mom does the same thing! It's not an FML though...You and I just have awesome moms.
#246 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:21am by Bruce9707
Thats hillarious! BEST MOM EVER! Too bad it's a fake story.
#247 - On 07/15/2009 at 2:19pm by L_is_DEAD
LOL my GF's mom says shit like that all the time. It's hilarious. OP seems to have no sense of humour. (yes, it is supposed to have a "u" in it)
#250 - On 07/17/2009 at 12:03am by helpmeiamblind
Was their any hot girls in target? your mom just helped you out with the ladies man, be proud and next time tell them your number to arrange for "FUN"
I would so be embarrassed if I were you. But I'm sorry that is funny! You're mom is awesome!
#255 - On 08/05/2009 at 2:35am by chunkeymonkey559
